Once there was a person who studied to be a doctor. He studied so well that he quickly graduated. So he decided to open up a clinic and put a sign up that said, “If we can’t solve your problem then we’ll give you $5,000 first time and $10,000 the second time”. Many people tried to get the $5,000, but non succeded. One day a man said that hes gonna get it. He asked his friend to borrow $1,000 and that he’ll pay hime back $3,000. So he went to the clinic and said. “Doctor I can’t taste anything please help me!!”. So the doctor told his nurse, “give me jar #14”. He put a spoonfull in the mans mouth and he shouted, “What The Hell, THIS TASTES LIKE CRAP!!”. The doctor told him, “see you can taste”. So the man, angry, went back to his friend the next day and asked to borrow $1,000 and he’ll pay him back $5,000. So he went to the clinic and said, “Doc I can’t remember anything!”. So the doctor said asked his nurse, “bring me jar #14”. The man jumped up and shouted, “NO, NOT AGAIN!!!”
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Donut Shop
A man applies for a job at a donut shop. A customer comes. He says”How fresh are the donuts?” ” I dunno”replies the worker. “How much are they?” “I dunno” “Can I buy one?” “I dunno” The manager walks up to the worker. “When they ask’How fresh are the donuts?’ you should say fresh, fresh, very fresh. When they ask ‘How much are they?’ You should say Only 50 cents! And finally, when they ask Can I buy one?, you should reply with If you don’t somebody else will!”
The man does really well. It is more of a routine when a customer comes. Then, an hour later, a robber comes.The robber says,”How much is in the register?”“Only 50 cents!”“Are you being fresh with me?”“Fresh, Fresh, very fresh!”“Do you want me to shoot you?”“Without thinking the clerk says,”If you don’t somebody else will!”
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