Kahkeng go give me do before, actually can copy paste can liao, but lazy, HAHA
Q1: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
- Black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q2: How many televisions have you in your house?
- 2, see I so poor, hah!
Q3: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
- Left.
Q4: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
- Skin!
Q5: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
- Er, forgot liao.
Q6: Have you ever been knocked out?
- Yes, I mean sleep, haha.
Q7: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
- YES!
Q8: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
-
Q9: What colour do you think looks best on you?
- Colourful! LOL!
Q10: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
- HELL NO.
Q11: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200 000?
- HELL NO.
Q12: Would you never blog again for $50 000?
- HELL YES.
Q13: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
- HELL NO.
Q14: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1 000 000?
- HELL NO.
Q15: What is in your left pocket?
- Nth.
Q16: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
- YESYESYESYESYES, anw what movie is that?
Q17: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
- No.
Q18: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
- Both!
Q19: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
- 1?
Q20: Last person who texted you?
- Qinyu?
Q21: Last person who called you?
- Mother. -.-
Q22: Last person you hugged?
- Myself, lol.
Q23: Number?
- 2.
Q24: Season?
- Spring/Winter.
Q25: Colour?
- Black, white, pink.
Q26: Missing someone?
- Yes, but girl lah.
Q27: Mood?
- High and low, lolol.
Q28: Listening to?
- Kiss me thru the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Q29: Watching?
- Myself posting
Q30: Worrying about?
- When no more school.
Q31:Wearing?
- Clothes
Q32: First place you went to this morning?
- At my room, 12am ma.
Q33: What can you wait not to do?
- NOT TO GO SCHOOL.
Q34: Do you smile often?
- YESYESYES.
Q35: Are you a friendly person?
- YESYESYESYES!
Tag 8 people , after finishing this quiz;
Jieyu
Wanyu
Yaqi
Shirley
Cheryl
Raina
Anyone~
Saw from shirley's blog!
Decided to share it as it was veyrvery funny, lolol.
A 21-years old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiathrist.
Girl : Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him bastard. I feel that he gone too far and he deserves it.
Doctor : Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But you maybe have your own reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.
Girl : Yes. Thank you, Doctor. There one night... we park our car beside the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hands...
Doctor : *hold girl's hand* Did he hold your hands like this?
Girl : Yes doctor. Extactly like how you're holding it now.
Doctor : If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be callled bastard. It means he doesn't want to be separated from you.
Girl : Then he leaned his body towards me and hugged me.
Doctor : *hug girl* Like this?
Girl : Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.
Doctor : It's not a bastard. It mean he wanna stay forever by your side.
Girl : Then he kissed me...
Doctor : *kiss girl* Like this?
Girl : Yes Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me.
Doctor : If it only a kiss like this, seriously you cant called him bastard. It mean he adores you.
Girl : Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc...
Doctor : *put hand inside girl's clothes and touch boobs* Like this?
Girl : Yes Doctor... exactly like that
Doctor : It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he want to protect you.
Girl : Then he took off all mt clothes... slowly...
Doctor : Did you resist?
Girl : No. I let him do it coz I love him...
Doctor : *take off girl's clothes slowly* Did he take off your clothes like this?
Girl : Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......
Doctor : He still doesn't deserved to be called bastard, because it means he wanna learn about your body
Girl : Then he kissed me and put his cock inside me and had sex with me...
Doctor : *Put cock inside girl and sex. Did he do it just like what we do?
Girl : Yes Doctor. Exactly the same..
Doctor : You still can't call him bastard. It means he needs you.
Girl : But then he told me he has AIDS
All the staffs and paitents outside, heard the doctor screaming
BASTAAAAAAAARRD!!!!@#^&@*#*^*^@^*^!&^
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